Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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