Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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