all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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