oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
