Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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