At least make sure they are 18
Why
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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