physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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