the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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