I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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