I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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