she kept yelling 'call me bella'
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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