I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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