Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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