i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize