Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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