before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
vagina is talking i cant
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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