I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Randomize
