my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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