My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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