Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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