Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
