do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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