Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
