I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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