Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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