Do you still have your period?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
