i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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