thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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