Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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