We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
