after a month anything with tits is on the radar
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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