you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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