i permit you to call me
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
