Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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