Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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