Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Alive.
So much puke
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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