I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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