You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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