my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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