strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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