After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
