Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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