i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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