all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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