Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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