Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
