Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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