i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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