so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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