Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
The beer is more important than you right now.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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