GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Randomize
