Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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