I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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