we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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