we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
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