Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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