....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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