So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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